I want out of here!!

I would much rather be on a beach right now!! I want to be able to sun-bathe in the nice hot sun! I really love being around warm weather and water, not the ocean, but just water. I don't want to go to the ocean because there are tons of tiny things, like jellyfish, that could kill someone, me. Plus, I don't know what I would do if I was face to face with a shark, I'd be the one to splash around like an idiot.